Don't worry I'm not really, but that's what this card is, it's an Easel card with a twist, you can find the tutorial here it's actally one of the swaps on the Crafty Cardmaking group at Yahoo. but as a noobie, I can't officially enter the challenges till next month.
I decided to make one anyway and here it is
It was easy to make, the only difficult bit was making the circle window, my smallest circle nestie was too big and I haven't got a small circle punch (n.b. add to shopping list, lol)
I've used DCVW papers and textured cardstock, Fairy Doodles images and sentiment. Coloured with promarkers added lots of Glamour Dust, border made with MS scalloped dot punch and added some candy and shimmer dots.